so搞笑的英语语录如下：

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。